Yes, everything is coming up Rosie O'Donnell. Perhaps we can even afford to hire a house boy to operate the Hello Kitty vacuum cleaner. Greenspan is coquettishly hinting that interest rates will soon be rising, which indicates that the economy can be removed from life support and Go! can take our AmEx out of mothballs and finally buy that Hello Kitty vacuum cleaner we've had our eye on.

Happy days are here again Alan Greenspan is flirting with us again - and we don't mean that he's trying to play footsie under the table (although we seem to recall having a dream about that once). Just like Telly Savalas coated in Molly McButter. (Who says we can't play nice with New York?) Two great tastes that taste great together? Indeed. Heloise is a new wave New Yorker, and her dancers are members of Boston's hoi polloi dance company. It's the swinging Heloise and the Savoir-Faire Dancers, and tonight you can witness this nonstop erotic, electronic cabaret for free at ZuZu!. But we have discovered an ensemble that manages to be both these things, and a bag of sour-cream-and-onion chips. Sexier than Telly Savalas in a Speedo? Smoother than a shaker of Molly McButter? You may think such a combination is impossible (and highly unnecessary).

Download savoir faire is everywhere